Oink oink

Snake
[ ] Physically, you are very flexible. (I can't even touch my toes)
[/] You like to have power or take control in most situations.
[/] You are a smooth talker.
[ ] You lie a lot. (I can't lie, I always start laughing/being really really obvious )
[ ] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[ ] You intimidate most people.
[ ] Most people don't like you.
[ ] Your favorite color is green.  
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] You have more enemies than friends.
[x] You are cunning.
[/] You like to be alone.
Total= 2

Bird
[x] You like to feel as free as possible.
[/] Most people really like you.
[ ] You are talkative.
[x] You feed the ducks when you go to the park.
[x] You have been on an airplane before.
[x] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[x] Your favorite color is blue.
[ ] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[/] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time. (a whole box of them)
[ ] You like to be part of the crowd.  
[x] Your vision is 20x20 or better.
Total= 8

Cat
[ ] You are very independent.
[x] You like to go out on adventures.
[x] You're a cuddle-bug.
[x] You aren't afraid of mice.  
[ ] You have a pet cat. (used to, want another one someday)
[ ] You have a pet fish. (used to)
[x] You have cheated death 1 or more times.
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[ ] Some people say that you're graceful.
[x] You are very quiet.
[ ] You don't like the rain.
[x] Your favorite color is purple.
Total= 6

Dog
[x] You are very loyal.
[ ] You are a very social person.
[/] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[ ] You love to play sports.
[ ] You have a pet dog. (want one someday)
[ ] Your favorite color is yellow.
[x] You find joy in helping others.
[x] Your favorite food is meat.
[x] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[x] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.
[x] You may drool from time to time. (in my sleep )
Total= 7½

Horse
[ ] You are a very physically-fit person.  
[ ] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] Strength is your best quality.
[ ] People can depend on you for things.
[/] Your favorite color is red.
[x] You like sports cars.
[x] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[x] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[xxxx] You like sweets.
[ ] Apples are your preferred fruit.
Total= 4½

Wolf
[x] You live with your family.
[/] You get along with your family.
[x] You like to teach others.
[/] You have baby-sat before.
[/] Your favorite color is gray.
[ ] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened.
[x] You like to sing.
[ ] The nightlife is for you.
[ ] You like to go to raves or dances. ()
[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[x] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.
Total= 6½

Lion
[ ] You are popular. ()
[ ] People look up to you.
[ ] You hold a powerful presence.
[x] You have been in a fight before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold.
[x] Someone has looked up to you before  
[ ] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.
[ ] You are a morning person.
[ ] You think you have the best hair.
[ ] You look intimidating to others.
[ ] People don't bully you.
[x] You love the rain.
Total= 3

Bear
[ ] People think that you are very intimidating.
[x] You are not afraid of bees.
[ ] Your favorite color is brown.
[x] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[x] You have brothers/sisters. (a brother)
[/] You like to go fishing.
[ ] You like to swim.  
[ ] You like to go hunting.
[ ] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[ ] You are very strong.
[xxxxxxxxx] You don't like a big crowd.
[ ] You are fearless of others.
Total= 4½

Pig
[x] You like to eat.
[ ] Your favorite color is pink.
[x] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[x] You are smarter than a dog.  
[x] You are not a picky eater.
[x] You have sensitive skin.
[ ] You like mud baths/facials.
[x] You like to be pampered.
[x] You depend on others a lot.
[x] You aren't the most active person.
[x] You love chocolate.
[x] You're easily angered.
Total= 10

Elephant
[ ] You are tall. (4'11...)
[/] You eat a lot
[/] You have a great memory.
[ ] Your favorite color is silver.
[ ] You wear glasses/contacts.
[/] You like to travel.
[ ] You love to swim.
[ ] People don't bully you.
[x] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[x] You would rather avoid a fight.
[ ] You have big ears.  
Total= 3½

Fox
[x] You like to make jokes.
[/] You would like to become a comedian some day. (wanted to in the past)
[x] You have pranked someone before.
[/] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.  
[x] You believe in true love.
[x] You love someone/have a crush on someone.
[ ] People say you're sexy. (I think I just almost burst out laughing at that)
[x] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[/] You would like to have children someday/You have children. (I don't know I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHIT)
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[x] You live in the suburbs.
Total= 8½

Oink oink, motherfucker.

WHY AREN'T I A FOX?!?!?!?